Filter: sire: "Distorted Humor (USA)", country: "USA"
Total: 83 horses with USA racing history, showing latest race per horse
| Horse | Sex | Color | DOB | Latest Race Date | Track | Race | Pos | Breed | Distance | Surface | Owner | Breeder | Jockey | Trainer |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| A Rose for Raven | 2024-01-10 | Gulfstream Park | Race 5 | Thoroughbred | 1 Mile 70 Yards | All Weather Track | Paterpop Racing | Luca Panici | Jennifer Young | |||||
| Afraidofthebunny | 2026-08-05 | Mountaineer Park | Race 7 | Thoroughbred | 1 Mile | Dirt | Caleb Bayley | Humberto Haldar | Randy Bayley | |||||
| Anarchist | horse | Bay | 2019-03-28 | 2025-04-12 | Oaklawn Park | Count Fleet Sprint H. | Thoroughbred | 6 Furlongs | Dirt | Ilium Stables, LLC | Centaur Farms Inc | Kyle Frey | Doug O'Neill | |
| Askin for a Baskin | 2024-02-06 | Mahoning Valley | Race 6 | Thoroughbred | 6 Furlongs | Dirt | Ultra Championship Racing LLC | Gaddiel Martinez | Anthony Farrior | |||||
| Balladeer | horse | Bay | 2019-02-07 | 2026-07-24 | Del Mar | Race 4 | Thoroughbred | 1 1/8 Miles | Turf | Nguyen, Calvin and Tran, Joey C. | Bonne Chance Farm Llc | Julien Leparoux | George Papaprodromou | |
| Better Humor Me | 2024-08-18 | Saratoga | Race 10 | Thoroughbred | 6 Furlongs | Dirt | Albert Fried, Jr. | Kendrick Carmouche | Charlton Baker | |||||
| Bidofhoney | 2024-08-28 | Mountaineer Park | Race 5 | Thoroughbred | 5 Furlongs | Dirt | Rick Tappe | Kevin Gonzalez | Terry Crago | |||||
| Bourbon Serengeti | 2026-08-23 | Saratoga | Race 8 | Thoroughbred | 1 Mile | Dirt | Jacobson Racing (Zachary N. Jacobson) | Ricardo Santana, Jr. | David Jacobson | |||||
| Bridgie Bop | 2025-08-09 | Ellis Park | Race 4 | Thoroughbred | 6 1/2 Furlongs | Dirt | Thomas Rooney | Corey Lanerie | Dale Romans | |||||
| Calibrate | gelding | Bay | 2018-03-05 | 2026-07-31 | Saratoga | Race 7 | Thoroughbred | 1 1/8 Miles | Dirt | Breakwater Stable, Exelby, Randy, Mayo, Tom and Diodoro, Robertino | Don Alberto Corporation | Irad Ortiz, Jr. | Robertino Diodoro | |
| Camp Daddy | 2026-07-18 | Fairmount Park | Race 5 | Thoroughbred | 1 Mile 70 Yards | Dirt | Merrit Hudson | Victor Lara | Steve Manley | |||||
| City Humor | 2024-07-24 | Mountaineer Park | Race 2 | Thoroughbred | 5 1/2 Furlongs | Dirt | Jose Bracho Jr. | Agustin Bracho | Jose Bracho, Jr. | |||||
| Clouseau | horse | 1996-01-01 | 2026-08-22 | Del Mar | Race 8 | Thoroughbred | 1 Mile | Dirt | Giddyup JR LLC | Antonio Fresu | George Papaprodromou | |||
| Colonel Vargo | 2026-08-24 | Thistledown | Race 5 | Thoroughbred | 6 Furlongs | Dirt | Lion Palm Racing Stable | Jason Simpson | Ricardo Bailey | |||||
| Compa | 2026-07-22 | Parx Racing | Race 6 | Thoroughbred | 5 1/2 Furlongs | Dirt | Railsplitters Farm | Silvestre Gonzalez | Felix Flores-Coba | |||||
| Contorted | 2025-10-13 | Horseshoe Indianapolis | Race 4 | Thoroughbred | 6 Furlongs | Dirt | Greenwell Thoroughbreds | Marcelino Pedroza, Jr. | Thomas Amoss | |||||
| Cosmo | 2024-05-26 | Lone Star Park | Race 5 | Thoroughbred | 1 Mile | Dirt | Jerry Caroom | Harry Hernandez | Robertino Diodoro | |||||
| Deadpan | colt | Chestnut | 2021-04-29 | 2026-07-08 | Mountaineer Park | Race 8 | Thoroughbred | 1 Mile | Dirt | Richard Burnsworth | Don Alberto Corporation | Deshawn Parker | Anthony Farrior | |
| Distorted Limits | 2025-10-28 | Mountaineer Park | Race 5 | Thoroughbred | 1 Mile | Dirt | L. Cox | Alejandro Gomez | L. Cox | |||||
| Distorted Math | 2025-01-08 | Delta Downs | Race 4 | Thoroughbred | 5 Furlongs | Dirt | Hailey Jones | Johan Rengifo | John Bernard | |||||
| Distorted Pro | 2026-08-09 | Canterbury Park | Race 3 | Thoroughbred | 5 1/2 Furlongs | Dirt | Novogratz Racing Stables, Inc. | Manuel Americano | McLean Robertson | |||||
| Distorted Secrets | 2024-07-23 | Thistledown | Race 3 | Thoroughbred | 6 Furlongs | Dirt | Michael Rone | T. Houghton | Michael Rone | |||||
| Distorted View | 2024-01-01 | Parx Racing | Race 7 | Thoroughbred | 1 Mile | Dirt | Over The Moon Racing | Dexter Haddock | Louis Linder, Jr. | |||||
| Divine Miracle | 2025-05-21 | Parx Racing | Race 6 | Thoroughbred | 1 Mile 70 Yards | Dirt | Top Notch Racing | Abner Adorno | Esteban Padilla | |||||
| Dr Vinnie Boombatz | 2025-05-11 | SunRay Park | Race 10 | Thoroughbred | 6 1/2 Furlongs | Dirt | Raymond Valerio | Aldo Arboleda | Raymond Valerio | |||||
| Durante | gelding | Bay | 2019-04-22 | 2026-05-09 | Belmont at the Big A | John A. Nerud S. | Thoroughbred | 6 Furlongs | Dirt | David Jacobson | William Humphries & Altair Farms Llc | Ricardo Santana, Jr. | David Jacobson | |
| Facetious | mare | br | 2018-10-22 | 2025-05-04 | SunRay Park | Race 8 | Thoroughbred | 4 1/2 Furlongs | Dirt | Alexis Gonzalez | A S Osburg | Gerardo Vera | Carlos Gonzalez | |
| Faire Plaisir | 2025-11-15 | Churchill Downs | Race 2 | Thoroughbred | 1 1/16 Miles | Dirt | King, Barry L. and Basham, Greg | Florent Geroux | Barry King | |||||
| Five Star General | horse | Bay | 2016-02-05 | 2024-08-11 | Emerald Downs | Longacres Mile S. Presented by the National Thoroughbred League | Thoroughbred | 1 Mile | Dirt | Elttaes Stable | WinStar Farm LLC | Joe Bravo | Grant Forster | |
| Funny Uncle | 2026-08-22 | Colonial Downs | Race 11 | Thoroughbred | 1 1/16 Miles | Turf | Epona Racing Stable and Toga Party Racing Stable | Jareth Loveberry | Joe Sharp | |||||
| Gooch Go Bragh | 2024-09-14 | Gulfstream Park | Race 3 | Thoroughbred | 1 1/16 Miles | All Weather Track | Anthony Rogers | Emisael Jaramillo | Rohan Crichton | |||||
| Handsoffthegoods | 2026-06-11 | Hawthorne | Race 2 | Thoroughbred | 1 Mile 70 Yards | Dirt | Irvin Moreno | Javier Tavares | Irvin Moreno | |||||
| Humor Sense | 2026-08-13 | Colonial Downs | Race 5 | Thoroughbred | 1 Mile | Dirt | GOP Racing Stable | Daniel Centeno | Gerard Ochoa | |||||
| Hysterics | 2026-05-10 | Laurel Park | Race 3 | Thoroughbred | 1 1/16 Miles | Turf | Warwick Stable | Jorge Ruiz | A. Allen III | |||||
| Ice Shard | 2026-05-14 | Hawthorne | Race 6 | Thoroughbred | 1 Mile | Turf | Manny Perez | Angel Stanley | Manny Perez | |||||
| Iron Works | 2024-01-01 | Aqueduct | Race 8 | Thoroughbred | 1 Mile | Dirt | Craig Benoit | Madison Olver | Chandradat Goberdhan | |||||
| Isayso | 2024-02-29 | Gulfstream Park | Race 1 | Thoroughbred | 5 1/2 Furlongs | All Weather Track | Omakase Racing Stable, LLC and Isaacs, Jackson Blaine | Edgard Zayas | Antonio Sano | |||||
| J Rivers | 2026-07-14 | Mountaineer Park | Race 6 | Thoroughbred | 1 Mile | Dirt | 2K Racing | Alejandro Gomez | Ramon Preciado | |||||
| Joe Frazier | 2024-02-19 | Oaklawn Park | Race 1 | Thoroughbred | 6 Furlongs | Dirt | Campbell, Heath Aaron and Campbell, Sheena | Cristian Torres | Timothy Martin | |||||
| Judge Davis | horse | Bay | 2019-02-23 | 2026-06-12 | Churchill Downs | Race 6 | Thoroughbred | 1 1/16 Miles | Turf | Staudacher, David and Paradise Farms Corp. | Edward A Seltzer | Irad Ortiz, Jr. | Michael Maker | |
| Kistler | mare | b/br | 1999-05-09 | 2025-03-15 | Turfway Park | Race 5 | Thoroughbred | 1 Mile | All Weather Track | Barry King | Whisper Hill Farm | Joseph Rocco, Jr. | Barry King | |
| Laughinalltheway | 2024-04-12 | Keeneland | Race 10 | Thoroughbred | 1 1/16 Miles | Dirt | Margaret Dumaine | Gavin Ashton | Michelle Lovell | |||||
| Laughing Boy | horse | Chestnut | 2018-03-18 | 2026-07-10 | Monmouth Park | Race 4 | Thoroughbred | 1 Mile | Dirt | Michael Simmonds | Imagine | Carlos Rojas | Michael Simmonds | |
| Laughing Legacy | 2024-01-12 | Golden Gate Fields | Race 2 | Thoroughbred | 6 Furlongs | All Weather Track | Peter Redekop B. C., Ltd. | Alexander Chavez | Blaine Wright | |||||
| Let'smakeitadouble | 2025-06-02 | Parx Racing | Race 8 | Thoroughbred | 6 1/2 Furlongs | Dirt | Whiskey Run Stables LLC | Melvis Gonzalez | Edward Coletti, Jr. | |||||
| Magic Mule | 2025-02-15 | Laurel Park | Race 5 | Thoroughbred | 6 Furlongs | Dirt | 3 Reasons Racing | Angel Cruz | Kerry Hohlbein | |||||
| Magical Day | mare | Chestnut | 1999-05-22 | 2026-02-11 | Turfway Park | Race 9 | Thoroughbred | 6 Furlongs | All Weather Track | Godolphin, LLC | L C And Mrs A E Sigsworth | Fernando De La Cruz | Brendan Walsh | |
| Major Contender | gelding | Bay | 1993-12-03 | 2026-03-29 | Sunland Park | Race 2 | Thoroughbred | 1 Mile | Dirt | John Cox | Pa Serfontein | Erick Medellin | Anthony Blea III | |
| Makar | 2025-11-25 | Finger Lakes | Race 8 | Thoroughbred | 1 Mile 70 Yards | Dirt | Kamla Bissassar | Jeremias Flores | Katlynn Gutterson | |||||
| Man On the Moon | horse | Chestnut | 2016-03-08 | 2026-07-27 | Mountaineer Park | Race 4 | Thoroughbred | 1 Mile | Turf | Gerald Bruno, Jr. | Gestut Gorlsdorf | Bailey Weatherly | Robert Inman | |
| Mr. Leasure | 2026-04-24 | Santa Anita | Race 1 | Thoroughbred | 1 Mile | Turf | Sweeney Racing LLC | Antonio Fresu | Tim Yakteen | |||||
| Nittany Lioness | 2026-07-07 | Penn National | Race 4 | Thoroughbred | 6 Furlongs | Dirt | Pewter Stable and 3MB Racing LLC | Wilfredo Corujo | Kathleen Demasi | |||||
| Only Emotions | 2024-01-05 | Turfway Park | Race 4 | Thoroughbred | 1 Mile | All Weather Track | Bonne Chance Farm, LLC | Albin Jimenez | Paulo Lobo | |||||
| Oro | 2025-10-10 | Arapahoe Park | Race 7 | Thoroughbred | 5 Furlongs | Dirt | Stacey Rushton | Nathan Haar | Stacey Rushton | |||||
| Panda Peak | 2024-09-15 | Fresno | Race 2 | Thoroughbred | 5 Furlongs | Dirt | Akin, Zvika, Avery, Greg, and Sherman, Steve | Assael Espinoza | Steve Sherman | |||||
| Patriotic Duty | 2025-07-16 | Fair Meadows Tulsa | Race 7 | Thoroughbred | 1 Mile | Dirt | Buehrer, Mark W. and Dupy, Steve | Erik McNeil | Mark Buehrer | |||||
| Penzig | 2024-03-10 | Oaklawn Park | Race 9 | Thoroughbred | 6 Furlongs | Dirt | End Zone Athletics, Inc. | Cristian Torres | Karl Broberg | |||||
| Power Seeker | gelding | Bay | 2016-03-17 | 2026-03-28 | Aqueduct | Race 8 | Thoroughbred | 1 3/8 Miles | Dirt | Rodriguez, Rudy R. and Mogauro, Jr., Patrick | Five Horses Ltd | Ruben Silvera | Rudy Rodriguez | |
| Quebrancho | 2026-03-16 | Turf Paradise | Race 7 | Thoroughbred | 1 Mile | Dirt | Ortiz, Sr., Manuel and Monroe, David J. | Frank Alvarado | Manuel Ortiz, Sr. | |||||
| Race Driver | mare | Chestnut | 2005-03-18 | 2025-11-10 | Mountaineer Park | Race 6 | Thoroughbred | 4 1/2 Furlongs | Dirt | Ralph Martinez | Skymarc Farm Inc | Alexander Bendezu | Ralph Martinez | |
| Rule Sixty Two | 2025-08-30 | Colonial Downs | Race 5 | Thoroughbred | 1 Mile | Dirt | Kingsport Farm | Jorge Ruiz | Ignacio Correas IV | |||||
| Ruthless Rua | mare | Chestnut | 2020-03-08 | 2025-02-08 | Tampa Bay Downs | Minaret S. | Thoroughbred | 6 Furlongs | Dirt | Paterpop Racing | Jim Hill & Susan Hill | Edwin Gonzalez | Sam Wilensky | |
| Saint Pio | 2025-12-15 | Turf Paradise | Race 8 | Thoroughbred | 5 1/2 Furlongs | Dirt | Mitchell Cathey | Orlando Mojica | Bennie Woolley, Jr. | |||||
| Sambalover | 2026-05-13 | Horseshoe Indianapolis | Race 6 | Thoroughbred | 1 Mile | Turf | P. H. Lobo, Inc. | Alberto Burgos | Paulo Lobo | |||||
| Scenic Beauty | 2024-08-08 | Horseshoe Indianapolis | Race 5 | Thoroughbred | 1 Mile | Turf | Edwin Anthony | Alberto Burgos | Robert Medina | |||||
| Seau | 2024-02-29 | Turf Paradise | Race 7 | Thoroughbred | 5 1/2 Furlongs | Dirt | Bryon Seymore | Luis Negron | Justin Evans | |||||
| Senor Jobim | 2024-02-10 | Turfway Park | Race 3 | Thoroughbred | 6 Furlongs | All Weather Track | Juan Cano | Gabriel Saez | Juan Cano | |||||
| Shogun Be Fast | 2026-06-19 | Lone Star Park | Race 5 | Thoroughbred | 7 1/2 Furlongs | Turf | Gokmen Kaya | Deshawn Parker | Jerenesto Torrez | |||||
| Sight Unseen | horse | Bay | 2006-03-24 | 2026-05-26 | Thistledown | Race 8 | Thoroughbred | 1 Mile | Dirt | Shanyfelt Stables Inc. | Juddmonte Farms Ltd | Luis Gonzalez | Valerie Shanyfelt | |
| Singlemore | 2026-03-28 | Santa Anita | Race 2 | Thoroughbred | 6 Furlongs | Dirt | Frank Ables | Emisael Jaramillo | Bill McLean | |||||
| Spooky Spice | 2024-05-19 | Lone Star Park | Race 1 | Thoroughbred | 5 1/2 Furlongs | Dirt | Karon Ashford | Erik Asmussen | H. Ashford, Jr. | |||||
| Stephanie's Charm | filly | Chestnut | 2020-02-16 | 2024-07-11 | Colonial Downs | Race 9 | Thoroughbred | 1 1/16 Miles | Outer turf | R.T Racing Stable | Fred W Hertrich III & John D Fielding | Chris Landeros | Fausto Gutierrez | |
| That's Not Funny | 2026-04-11 | Blue Ridge | Race 3 | Thoroughbred | 2 Miles | Hurdle | Willis, Molly and Willis, Paul | Jamie Bargary | Neil Morris | |||||
| The Best Distance | horse | Chestnut | 2018-05-13 | 2026-06-24 | Delaware Park | Race 7 | Thoroughbred | 1 Mile 70 Yards | Dirt | Amaty Racing Stables | Fred W Hertrich III | Wesley Ho | Jose Gallegos | |
| Thunderian | 2026-03-12 | Mahoning Valley | Race 6 | Thoroughbred | 6 Furlongs | Dirt | Tom Pavlish | Alexander Chavez | Shane Meyers | |||||
| Tianma | 2025-12-11 | Turf Paradise | Race 6 | Thoroughbred | 6 Furlongs | Dirt | Ilium Stables, LLC | Kevin Krigger | Justin Evans | |||||
| Tony Small | gelding | b/br | 2016-03-23 | 2025-09-29 | Presque Isle Downs | Race 6 | Thoroughbred | 6 1/2 Furlongs | All Weather Track | Murray Rojas | Aaron & Marie Jones | Martina Rojas | Murray Rojas | |
| Total Surprise | 2024-11-26 | Turf Paradise | Race 8 | Thoroughbred | 7 1/2 Furlongs | Turf | By A Nose Stable | Orlando Mojica | Robertino Diodoro | |||||
| Tufani | filly | gr/ro | 2020-04-13 | 2025-04-19 | Laurel Park | Dahlia S. | Thoroughbred | 1 Mile | Turf | Susan Naylor | Chance Farm & Distorted Humor Syndicate | Jeiron Barbosa | Michael Stidham | |
| Twisted Filigree | 2026-07-17 | Saratoga | Race 5 | Thoroughbred | 5 1/2 Furlongs | Turf | Commonwealth Stable and Weaver, George | Manuel Franco | George Weaver | |||||
| Uninvited Guest | mare | Bay | 1983-01-01 | 2026-09-05 | Delaware Park | Race 4 | Thoroughbred | 1 Mile 70 Yards | Dirt | Felix Valdivia | Ricardo Chiappe | Timothy Kreiser | ||
| Well Connected | horse | Chestnut | 2017-03-27 | 2025-02-19 | Tampa Bay Downs | Race 4 | Thoroughbred | 6 Furlongs | Dirt | Carla March | Dr Aaron Sones | Vernon Bush | William March | |
| Yankee Humor | 2025-02-12 | Turf Paradise | Race 3 | Thoroughbred | 6 1/2 Furlongs | Dirt | Crossed Sabres Farm LLC | Kiaman McGregor | Marcus Vitali |